Previously on Trump’s Fever Dream… Trump's raucous celebration after winning the 2024 Presidential election by a landslide is cut short when Biden stuns MAGA by erecting a razor wire fence surrounding Mar-A-Lago, complete with armed guard towers, and expelling all from the besieged property but Melania, the Secret Service and a skeleton crew of cooks, …
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Is Expelling Evil Clown Santos From Congress Is The Beginning of the End for MAGA?
Big thanks to all the Trump loyalist clowns in Congress, all one hundred fourteen of you losers who voted yesterday to keep a man of many crimes, George fucking Santos, on the job. You swell MAGA guys and gals voted in true white supremacist fascist Nazi textbook fashion; meaning you wanted to keep evil clown …
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Mar-A-Lago Prison – Charades – S3E2
Previously on Trump's Fever Dream It's November 6th 2024 in an alternate timeline slightly to the right of ours. Civil war looms as Trump, in true chaotic form much like the Trump of our reality, has won the US election against his elder of three years Joe Biden by a landslide. All thanks to a …
To Nuke or Not to Nuke Kenosha? That is the Question – S2E2
Meanwhile, when we last visited the alternate Trump universe, one timeline away… Trump’s harebrained insurrection succeeded in a wonky as hell overthrow of the rightful US government. A gruesome house to house battle, dubbed The Blue Civil War, erupted to put the rightful President, Joe Biden, into the Oval office. And has so far cost …
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Donald’s On The John With Boxes – An AI Tribute Song
Hey Randy Rainbow, Love your new little ditty you inspired to the Same Tune of LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. I thought I'd test ChatGPT to see if all the worry about AIs replacing real artists was justified. Here's what ChatGpt came up with after my expert prompting by the third try. Took three …
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Trevor 2.0 – The Cheeseburger Remedy
Announcer Ken Sheetz: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage "Trump's Fever Dream" host, Trevor 2.0, powered by the collaboration between ChatGPT and Midjourney! Ladies and Gentlemen missing your comedy sweetener of the bitter news of the day give it up for Trevor Noah's poor AI substitute, Trevor 2.0. [Applause and virtual stage lights …
Kimmel 2.0: Hey, Billionaires. Burying Yourselves Alive Is A Bad Idea!
Are you, dear reader, missing our late night comedians tucking us in during the righteous WGA strike during these depressing times as much as me? Then give it up for robot stand-in KIMMEL 2.0! [Kimmel 2.0, an android, strides onto the stage amidst applause and cheers.] Thank you MidJourney for making me a far younger …
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Trump Insanity Plea?
It's looking more and more like my wife Elizabeth, a 17 years vet, part of that Special Services with security clearance, that she first posed to me last year, may have spotted Trump's only way out of his espionage charges before the pundits. Namely, the insanity plea. Exhibit A: Trump said this in a 2022 …
A Bitter Cheese – S2E1
In this universe where karma is still a bitch it's still 2021. Meanwhile, when we last visited the alternate Trump universe, one timeline away... Trump's harebrained insurrection succeeded in a wonky as hell overthrow of the rightful US government. This sadly happened through the sheer blind luck of Pelosi and Pence both taking wrong turns …
Trump’s Fever Dream Comes to Life
I almost feel sorry for Donald the horder. Almost. He had three chances to listen to consul and return the hundreds of classified boxes he horded his whole presidency and beyond, perhaps cutting a deal with the DOJ. But his bloated ego and ginormous white privilege he's flaunted his whole life would not allow him …